Pushovers sit here
Dear Mark,
It seems to me that in blackjack the less you know the more
right your decisions are. When it comes to splitting pairs,
doubling, even hitting certain hands, I take a chance and
generally go against common wisdom. Therefore, my thoughts
are that it isn't worth the extra trouble to learn the correct
strategy. Rory B.
Someone once said: "the first rules of holes is when
you are in one, stop digging." Rory, You've got one
big shovel.
In blackjack, or any casino game for that matter, the less
you know the more you should deride the analysis of anyone
who has the knowledge and takes the trouble to study the
subject from a mathematical perspective. Depending on how
you play blackjack, you can gain the designation of professional
player all the way down to a "sucker on a stool."
Using guesswork, your playing style doesn't put you in the
professional category; more like a "dupe in action."
Dear Mark,
Recently on a blackjack game I was ahead by more than $400.
The pit boss after a brief introduction comped me a pass to
the casino buffet. After eating a so-so meal I came back and
proceed to give back all my winnings. In hindsight, isn't
the meal offering a way of making me play longer? Buddy C.
Yes, because Nevada Revised Statute176.387 does not allow
casinos to use Crazy Glue on casino stools to keep players
in bondage until they lose all their winnings.
Seriously, Buddy, free buffets are used by casino management
primarily to encourage additional gambling. FREE and FOOD
are subtle weapons that give the casinos an added firearm
in reclaiming what they believe is still their money. The
pit boss is simply treating you to a buffet so you feel
obligated to play longer. Long enough so that the buffet
will cost you $400.
It is much better to learn to win and walk, not stay and
suffer (money loss and abdominal duress).
Dear Mark,
Your columns illustrate a biased position when it comes to
playing keno. I enjoy gambling while eating and keno is the
only game that affords this. I've always liked the fact that
for a dollar you could win $25,000. Why are you so anti keno?
Doris F.
Because I'm resentful, invidious and jealous. I was one
of those kids who never got a box of 64 Crayolas. Always
a used eight pack; one broke, one missing. So any game that
you mark with a crayon that carries a house percentage higher
than the interest you pay on your Visa card, I'm illiberal
about.
Dear Mark,
What does the term "following the shoe" mean in
baccarat? Phillip H.
The term simply means whichever side (player or banker)
won the last hand, your next bet would be the same. Consequently,
if a streak occurs for either side (common in baccarat),
you will be riding it for its full duration.
Dear Mark,
My goal when I play craps is to win $1,000 with a $100 buy-in.
Do you feel this is impractical? Skip R.
Bellying up to a crap table with $100 and expecting to
win $1,000 is, at best, unrealistic. Personally, I believe
it's downright wacky. Odds-on you will lose your C-note
long before you win a grand.
Skip, you need to set reasonable win goals, like 50% of
your original stake, not 1000% on your money. Far too many
players keep upping the ante on what they want to win. This
columnist recommends having predetermined loss limits and
"realistic" win goals.
It takes internal fortitude to take a small win and run.
I'm not asking you to quit while you are on an eventful
winning streak, but true winners know how to quit when they
are ahead. They don't risk it all to achieve too lofty a
reward.
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