The Kid wasn't ready yet
Dear Mark,
My spouse and I have a dinner riding on your response. Because
we live in a very small town with limited video rentals, we
need an answer from you to the following question. I say the
Cincinnati Kid lost his final wager in the movie of the same
name. My husband believes he won and became the reigning poker
player of New Orleans. Who is right? Lou J.
The Cincinnati Kid's (Steve McQueen) full house of Aces
and 10s was no match for the straight flush, eight through
queen of diamonds, that Lancey (Edward G. Robinson) had.
The Kid: "I'll call your five thousand and raise what
I have in front of me."
Lancey: "Call your thirty-five hundred and raise you
five thousand."
Great dialog and suspense at the end but by poker playing
standards, Lancey, by raising, then trying to draw to an
inside straight flush, would be ridiculed today by even
the most amateur poker player. He should have folded. But
as Lancey said, "It gets down to what it's all about.
Making the wrong move at the right time."
Incidentally, the final wager was not at the poker table
but pitching pennies with a local shoe-shine boy. "The
Kid" lost that bet also. "You try too hard, man"
said the shoe-shine boy. "You just ain't ready for
me yet."
Maybe you can squeeze two dinners out of your husband.
Enjoy your dinner, Lou.
Dear Mark,
For someone learning card counting strategies in blackjack,
what do you feel will be the greatest obstacle I will encounter?
Jan S.
As you didn't identify yourself coming from either Wall
Street or WalMart America, let's put aside the pitfalls
of being under-capitalized.
The greatest obstacle when making frequent, multiple, table-limit
bets is that your play will be closely monitored.
First, plan on the eye-in-the-sky (observation) analyzing
your play. When casino security assesses that your biggest
wagers always correspond with higher counts, believe me,
you'll feel the heat of a camera over your shoulder. If
the trend continues, the phone ringing in the pit will be
about you, not who the pit boss likes in tonight's Red Wing/Flyer
game. Finally, a decision will be made about your play.
Yes, the death blow. A polite banishment to nickel slots.
It generally goes like this: "Hi, Jan. You're just
too good for us. You're welcome to play any of the other
games we offer but we don't want your action in blackjack."
To avoid exile, Jan, you will need to learn how to conceal
your high-count bets without using so much camouflage that
you will counteract your advantage.
Dear Mark,
I know you can bet on the horses, but can you bet on motorsports
in Nevada? I would really have liked to place a bet on my
favorite driver in the recent Daytona 500. Dave D.
Quick rule of thumb, Dave. If a professional sporting
event is preceded by the national anthem, by golly, you
can get action on it in the Silver State. Besides major
racing events like the Daytona or Indianapolis 500, many
sportsbooks will take wagers on the whole NASCAR and CART
season.
Dear Mark,
In Montreal, the dealer gets only one card on the deal. Does
this change that delicate balance of the game, particularly
when you are on third base sitting with a hard 16 and looking
at a dealer's up card of 10? Tom M.
Nay, Tom. The main reason the dealer recieves just one
card is strictly for casino security.
Dealing one card averts both the unscrupulous dealer from
tipping off customers to their hole card, or when checking
the ten/ace, inadvertently flashing what's hiding in the
hole to an over-observant card sharpie.
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